Conversations at the Mall

I overheard this conversation while in line at H&M yesterday. It was all I could do not to bust out and laugh so hard. Where do these people come from?
When reading this please use the worst valley girl with a jawbreaker in her mouth accent.

"My worst retail experience like ever was when I worked at Bath and Body Works one time."
"Really? What was it?"
"Well, they have like these wallflower things on the wall...they hold like essential oils and stuff. Well, one of them spilled all over me and the scent was gross, it was like called creamy nutmeg. It was like so nasty and I smelled like it all day."
"Ewe, like nuts?"

Priceless. What was even more funny, was when I reenacted the conversation for Wendy once we left the store. I think the entire mall heard us laughing.